I've discovered a random animal generator online that simply gives you separate images of two (or more) animals. Anyway, I decided to keep the animal image randomizer spinning, and see what fresh nightmare it bestows upon me (and by transit of property, on you guys ;-)
An apex forest floor predator - combining an European hedgehog and North American wolverine. Approx. the size of a fully grown Rottweiler hound. Yikes!