"As someone smarter once said, they can resist anything but temptation. Here we are three hours later rushing towards the Troll fishing village. Because when you open a bottle and find a map in it, a call for help, and a BIG CASH REWARD, you hurry!
"Excuse me, we're looking for the Troll Village; it's on the map here, but me and the bear can't agree on whether this is a coffee stain or that tree?
At the big rock to the right then just straight?
Thank you very much!"
"Bear, we're here! So don't tell me again that I don't know how to read maps. So what if I made a wrong turn three times, I asked for directions and here we are. Don't grumble all the time.
Well met! Anybody here?